How cold is it? No matter how cold it is where you are, there is always someplace else that is colder. No matter what cold story you have to tell, someone always has one to top yours. I guess the coldest it can get is absolute zero and even the sub-atomic particles shiver when it gets that cold. It sure feels cold where I am, but I know that one of you is probably much colder than me. That doesn't make me feel any warmer.